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Sink Florida (For Fun!)
I get it — you’re bored and you feel like sinking Florida. We’ve all been there. NOAA has you covered with their Sea Level Rise and Coastal Flooding Impacts simulator. Go ahead, check it out. You can...
View ArticleNOAA Explains Why We Can’t Nuke Tropical Cyclones
Earlier this year, NOAA shocked the world when they announced that mermaids — yes, mermaids — probably aren’t real. Well, unfortunately, they’ve once again decided to crush the hopes and dreams of...
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The Harrowing Tale of Alaska’s Mysterious Orange Goo
On August 3, 2011, a mysterious orange goo washed ashore in the quiet village of Kivalina, Alaska. It was a bright, moldy-looking substance, which first covered the rocks at the harbor. But the next...
View ArticleThe Bermuda Triangle Is A Myth, Says NOAA
The National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration, otherwise known as NOAA or the Ruiner of Dreams, apparently doesn’t buy into the whole “Bermuda Triangle” thing, either. In an “Ocean Fact” posted...
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